Peeing in public bathrooms is the worst.
“Plane Crash Sex”
April 1st, 2013
i think i need to promise the rest of beige that i’ll stop making them do sexy things on stage. i promise, guys. really.
“No More Friends”
November 19, 2012
lisa wears my favorite keyboard cat t-shirt in this sketch i wrote for beige!
Your beef tenderloin was a foodie once.
New silly video from Horse + Horse!
Directed by me, written by animal/food aficionado Kristy Lopez-Bernal & featuring the lovely and soothing vocal talents of Dan Hodapp, Dan Mirk, Lauren Conlin Adams, Avery Monsen, John Timothy, Mike Lane, Brian Glidewell & Karin Hammerberg.
Unfortunately the animal footage is all stock. But one day I will give acting directions to a lion! Oh, one day.
PS: I love that UCB tagged this video with “cilantro”
this was fun to make and you’ll probably find it fun to watch!
“Mario Brothers Come Home”
March 4th, 2013
this is what the mario bros are like at home. i went to their house and verified before i wrote this.
In response to our new Urban Forager vid, Central Park NYC tweets us this.
you’re welcome, central park.
Latest H+H video hot off the presses!
The Urban Forger
Warning: Eat nature with caution.
a weird thing that i wrote. don’t eat nature, you silly urban foragers.
i want to be in a warm rainbow cocoon listening to this song all the time.
A white-necked rockfowl (Africa - BBC)
i’m just going to watch this all day instead of doing work. okay? cool.